And Now, Public Service Spot # 2.

(From time to time, in the interest of balance I will let a left wing group post to this blog. Here is another public service spot from our friends in the blue states.)

An important message from ME-POOT (MILITARY EXPERTS for the PROTECTION OF OUR TROOPS) on the unsafe conditions our troops find themselves in while at war.

Lets face it, just because we are at war doesn’t mean our troops should be in any danger at all. True, this war has been against an entrenched, insane, suicidal, radical, uncompromising, fanatical enemy, refighting the crusades, and looking for the sweet sweet love of 40 virgins, but that is no excuse for us to let our brave, misguided, troops get upset or hurt.

We, who have the benefit of not having any military experience, knowledge or education to clutter up our thinking, hereby demand that the following steps be taken to protect our troops from harm, at least while they are at war, maybe longer.

Step one: Armor all our troops against all forms of attack, whether biological, chemical, conventional, nuclear, racial, astral, or karmic.

Step Two: If step one doesn’t work, place them in armored Humvee jeeps, which will be hardened against all forms of attack, whether biological, chemical, conventional, nuclear, racial, astral, or karmic.

Step Three: If steps one and two don’t work, place those armored Humvee jeeps, inside large titanium sided tanks, which will be hardened against all forms of attack, whether biological, chemical, conventional, nuclear, racial, astral, or karmic.

Step Four: If steps one, two, or three don’t work, place those armored Humvee jeeps, inside the large titanium sided tanks, inside emplacements made of 12 foot thick diamond siding, which will be hardened against all forms of attack, whether biological, chemical, conventional, nuclear, racial, astral, or karmic.

Step Five: If steps one, two, three, or four don’t work, place those armored Humvee jeeps, inside the large titanium sided tanks, inside emplacements made of 12 foot thick diamond siding, inside the center of the earth, which will be hardened against all forms of attack, whether biological, chemical, conventional, nuclear, racial, astral, or karmic.

True, some of these steps may take time and funds for technology to be created, but it can be funded and accelerated by confiscating and selling all places of worship, raising the tax rate on rich Americans making $20,000/ year or more, and impeaching every Republican who ever took office. (OOOOOOOOOOOOO! I think I am going to orgasm…. No don’t type that! Ok take that last part out Wendy, before you print this PSA will you? Thanks. Now where was I?)

If the President Select Bush fails to immediately show his ability to reach out to the otherside, by not imposing the above small, reasonable, moderate steps, then it is clear he wants to kill our troops, and must be impeached retroactive to the time he was infecting his mother as a glob of tissue in the womb. After all, he could save our troops by just surrendering. Sure its easy to say that hugs and understanding won’t work when the enemy is trying to kill you, but can you really know for sure if you haven’t tried it?

Our thanks to the old media for helping further our cause.

ME-POOT, is affiliated with www.DenialOfRealityOn.org 527 organization.


("It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived." - General George S. Patton, Jr. ------ To Arms!)