IREFUTABLE DOCUMENTS OF KERRY WAR HISTORY REVEALED

A historical document regarding John Kerry’s war record was faxed to me by an irrefutable and unimpeachable source. Sure the author of this document happens to be conveniently dead. Here is the text of this important historical, real, truthful, perfectly acceptable, believable, document:


---Bellevue Hospital Psycho Ward fax Number 212-975-2787--------------

Brooklyn, July 21st, 1776.

Memo: CYA – Lt. Kerry

From: Gen. George Washington, CICCA. (Commander in Chief of the Continental Army)

To: File
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John Kerry once again asked why we were fighting our lawful King when so many people didn’t even own a bed warmer. He said if he were king it would be free leaches for everyone.

He complained about his knee scrape and demanded a medal of valor for tripping on his own haversack. I told him to go get leached and forget about any medal.

Regarding the rumors about Kerry and Martha, BA (Benedict Arnold) informed me that, on his personal honor, his best friend John would never talk to Martha behind my back.

Martha says he did and that he specifically asked her how rich we are and what her plans are if I get killed in the war.

Some days I wish I had let Adams be CICCA, the little twerp.

fdr/GW.
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Remember even if this was a fake document it’s the GODS HONEST TRUTH until John Kerry disproves it. Who knew the end justified the means?

To arms!!!